How it works

Your reviews get answered.
You stay on the floor.

Zero Clicks watches your Google Business Profile, drafts replies in your voice, and posts them — automatically or with one tap from you. Here's exactly how it works and how to get started.

Claim a founding spot →See a live demo first

// What happens, day-to-day

From review to reply in under a minute

Review comes in

Instant

A customer leaves a review on your Google Business Profile — 5 stars, 1 star, anything.

AI drafts a reply

< 30 sec

Zero Clicks reads the review and writes a reply in your pub's voice — not a template. Under 30 seconds.

You get a ping

One tap

We send you a quick notification. Read the draft. If it looks right, you're done — tap approve.

Reply goes live

Done

It posts to Google immediately. Or switch to auto-send for 4–5 star reviews so you don't even see it.

// How to register

From "interested" to live in 48 hours

No forms to fill in, no software to install. We do it for you — and you pay nothing until you've seen it work on your real reviews.

01

Claim your spot

Book a free 15-minute call or fill in the sign-up form below. Tell us your pub name and Google profile — that's all we need to get started.

No card details. No commitment.
02

We build it for you

We connect your Google reviews, set your AI's tone and signature, and run test drafts using your real reviews. You see everything before it goes anywhere.

48 hours. You do nothing.
03

Watch it reply

We do a 20-minute screen-share. You see the AI draft a real reply to a real review from your pub — in your voice. You approve one live so you feel how it works.

This is the moment it clicks.
04

Pay only when it's live

The moment you're happy — it goes live. That's when the £35/month starts. Not before. If it's not working to your standard, you owe us nothing.

£35/mo · price locked for life · cancel any time

What you need to get started

  • A Google Business Profile (with reviews)
  • Owner or manager-level access to it
  • 15 minutes for a qualifying call
  • That's it — we handle the rest

You do not need

  • Any technical knowledge
  • To install any software
  • To pay anything upfront
  • To write a single reply yourself

Common questions

Do I need to be technical?

No. You give us your pub name and access to your Google Business Profile. We handle everything else. If you can tap approve on your phone, you can use Zero Clicks.

What do I actually need to get started?

A Google Business Profile with reviews coming in. That's it. We connect to it, watch for new reviews, and handle the rest.

How long does setup take?

48 hours from your qualifying call to your first draft reply. We move fast because you shouldn't have to wait.

What if the replies don't sound like me?

We tune it until they do — before anything goes live. You read every draft during setup. If the voice isn't right, we adjust it. You don't approve a single reply until you're happy.

What about bad reviews?

1 and 2-star reviews are never auto-sent. They get flagged to you immediately with a draft you can edit or rewrite before it posts. You stay in control of the sensitive ones.

What if I want to cancel?

Cancel any time. No notice period, no penalty. The founding offer locks in your £35/mo rate for as long as you stay — you just lose the price lock if you leave.

Ready to stop writing reviews yourself?

7 of 10 founding spots remaining. We build it free — you pay £35/month only when it's live and working on your real reviews.

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No card required · No commitment · Cancel any time